The Diary Of Horace Wimp
Performed By:  Electric Light Orchestra
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Monday:late again,today,he'd be in trouble though
He'd say he was sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus.

Tuesday:horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that he
Could care for,and if he was late once more,he'd be out.


Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Then a voice from above said--
Horace wimp,this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife.
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan.

Wednesday:horace met a girl,she was small and she
Was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.

Thursday:asks her for a date,the cafe down the street
Tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,
When she said yes o.k.

Repeat chorus

Friday:horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they
Could marry,when she says gladly. horace cries.

Sunday:everybody's at the church,when horace
Rushes in and says now here come my wife,
For the rest of my life. and she did.

Repeat chorus
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