The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Shrek Version)
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(Donkey)          Yo wait, hey wait wait.
                  You'll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol:
                  The Twelve days of Christmas

(Shrek)           No, not that one!
(Donkey)          A one, a two, a one two three
(Shrek)           (no!)
(Donkey)          four

(Ensemble)        On the first day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  A fire-breathing dragon just for me
(Donkey)          Yeah

(Ensemble)        On the second day of Christmas
                  my true love gave to me
                  two weed rats
(Gingerbread man) Heavenly Creatures!
(Ensemble)        And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(Ensemble)        On the third day of Christmas
                  my true love gave to me
                  three little pigs
(pigs)            Ya ya ya yaaa
(ensemble)        Two weed rats
                  and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(ensemble)        On fourth day of Christmas
                  my true love gave to me
                  four exploding birds
                  (bomb/explosion effect)
                  three little pigs
                  two weed rats
                  and a fire-breathing dragon just for me
(pig)             ya

(ensemble)        On the fifth day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
(Shrek)           Let me guess
(ensemble)        Five onion rings
(Shrek)           Five onion rings oh I knew it
(ensemble)        Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(Ensemble)        On the sixth day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  Six mirrors cracking
(Mirror?)         You break it, you bought it
(Ensemble)        Five onion rings
                  Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

                  On the Seventh day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  Seven dwarfs a jamming
(Dwarves)         (Very brief electric guitar instrumental)
                  Six mirrors cracking
                  Five onion rings
                  Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(Ensemble)        On the Eight day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  Eight cookies cooking
(Gingerbread man) Don't you dare
(Ensemble)        Seven dwarfs a jamming
                  Six mirrors cracking
                  Five onion rings
                  Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(Ensemble)        On the Night day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  Nine mice a' tripping
(Blind mouse)     Ooh... I'm sorry Gordon
(Ensemble)        Eight cookies cooking
                  Seven dwarfs a jamming
                  Six mirrors cracking
                  Five onion rings
(Shrek)           More like the twelve years of Christmas
(Ensemble)        Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(Ensemble)        On the tenth day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
(Gepeto?)         Ten puppets dancing
(Pinnochio)       No strings attached
(Ensemble)        Nine mice a' tripping
                  Eight cookies talking
                  Seven dwarfs a jamming
                  Six mirrors cracking
                  Five onion rings
                  Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
(pig)             Wee, ya all for me

                  On the eleventh day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  Eleven fairies dusting
                  Ten puppets dancing
                  Nine mice a' tripping
                  Eight cookies cooking
                  Seven dwarfs a jamming
                  Six mirrors cracking
                  Five onion rings
                  Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

(Ensemble)        On the twelfth day of Christmas
                  My true love gave to me
                  Twelve man' a singing
(Merry men)       Daradaradada
(Ensemble)        Eleven fairies dusting
                  Ten puppets dancing
                  Nine mice a' tripping
                  Eight cookies talking
                  Seven dwarfs a jamming
                  Six mirrors cracking
                  Five onion rings
                  (Deep breath)
                  Four exploding birds
                  Three little pigs
                  Two weed rats
                  And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee
                  Just for meeeeee!

(Donkey)          Oh, let's do that again
(Shrek)           Let's not and say we're dead (slams door)
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