|Performed By:||Monty Python|
The Philosophers' Song From Monty Python's Flying Circus Emanual Kant was a real piss ant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger Heidegger was a boozey begger Who could think you under the table David Hume could out consume William Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as shloshed as Schlehel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'Bout the raising of the wrist... Socrates himself was permanently pissed! John Stuart Mill of his own free will And half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato they say could stick it away Half a crate of whisky every day Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink therefore I am" And Socrates himself is particuarly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
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